Your balls get snipped off too.

Can’t wait to see the one of Kristi Noem blowing her dog’s brains out!

The thing is, I’ve already got guns in my house and guns in my pockets and guns in my waistband, so if I take the guns out of my glovebox, where am I supposed to put them?

but that’s where I carry my watch!

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Maybe I’m dating myself, but no race car has ever betwitched me like the Porsche 917

Wow a Triple Axle!  9.5

Damn you gave me an idea.

I would politely push back; here in SoCal, it feels like an epidemic that has taken hold of the whole region. Whether it be big trucks or suped-up G35s, young guys, old guys, and everyone in between: these cars (and their noise) are everywhere. If I’m on the road, I expect to come across many-a sound, but if I’m at…

Why not both?

Next, do Harleys. 

You think it’s bad now... just wait until the first Mars colony.

What’s the problem exactly?

I would suggest 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480.  It isn’t tundra, and the island is attached to the mainland by several bridges.  But I think they would fit in there.

If he’s a sovereign, just declare war on the fucker and end it.

Yes!  WTF is Guy Martin doing there, I thought.

I met Muttonchops Martin back in 2012 and I thought the same thing.

I’d have bet my life this was a photo of Elon Musk and Isle of Man madman Guy Martin

Jeremy is a dipshit, but old Top Gear was good

I saw a news magazine show about a guy like that. Nobody believed the poor guy wasn’t a degenerate alcoholic. He got a DUI and they kept grilling him about how he was sneaking booze into his hospital room and then jail. His wife almost left him for the drinking and the lying. And he had no idea how alcohol was getting…