There’s a whole song about the town by Credence Clearwater Revival and covered by about a bajillion other bands

Seriously! I’m more concerned that the navy has a camera worse than the original a 2007 iPhone than I am about aliens.

Ooohhhh! A grainy, indistinct video of a bigfoot UFO ghost something. And a rear admiral/Fox News story. Right up there with Ret. Michael Flynn, election looney.

He could have bought himself an AR-15 style rifle and many more would be dead and injured, so I guess the 18-wheeler was the “sensible” weapon option to express his rage in this weird dystopia we are gleefully living in... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Broke up with Eric, fell in love with Icarus.

But it’s RIGHT THERE. And if you said, “it broke down and stopped working” people would believe you, even if the company had video of exactly what happened. Just because bricked AV cars are the norm.

Get a judge to impound that truck, ASAP.

Well if it was a Florida hotel, maybe they cheered her on and gave her gas money.

I don’t remember who it was who said this, but I read a suggestion we should lay empty clothes and shoes on the ground outside and then hide after the eclipse, just to mess with the Rapture believers. :-D

Agreed. Every time I go back home its insane how many fucking churches there are. Its totally ingrained into their existence. Growing up, I assumed that literally every single American just automatically went to church. And then I moved to California and realized there’s a lot more things to do with my time on Sunday…

She was from Georgia!!! We don’t claim this one.

God’s instructions were clear, you shoot into the air directly at the eclipse.

Nah, it’s not the “southern” that is the problem. It’s the religiosity that is.

Religion is by far the worst thing humans have invented. Fairy tales for adults.

Right?

And in Kentucky, State Representative Steve Rawlings introduced HB 506, which would ban “any form of geoengineering activities,” including “intentional manipulation of the environment, through an atmospheric polluting activity, to effect changes to the earth’s atmosphere or surface.”

The elephant stampede problem was solved a long time ago; just keep that banana in your ear.

At this point it’s 50/50. The GOP spent the last 30 years pivoting their platform to appeal to white trash, and now we’re starting to see the loudest, dumbest people starting to helm the party as a result.

They are so stupid wssting time on chemtrail legislation when they should be focused on is comprehensive elephant stampede laws!

Great concept, but you’re speaking as if voters are sane and rational enough to vote in their self interest and in the interest of the country, and that racism and hyper partisan politics don’t exist.

This country is literally built upon poor non-white immigrant labor that’s still doing all the “undesirable” physical labor jobs to keep prices low because white people don’t want to do back breaking for basically pennies.