Bondo, James Bondo.

Musk’s conclusion, of course, presumes that autonomous cars are definitively safer than conventional vehicles and will reduce deaths once adopted. That may be true some day, but given the current state of self-driving tech, it seems worth asking for proof.

What the heck moon landing is that based on? Wallace and Gromit’s?

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

Ok before the comment threads break down into the usual deathist fascination with overpopulation, godhood, and rich envy, please examine your assumptions. Here are the usual counters

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Charity doesn’t depreciate, and is always appreciated.

People that bring bags with them while evacuating a plane need to be punched in the dick (regardless of whether they have one or not). NOTHING IN YOUR BAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU GETTING OUT OF THE PLANE ALIVE.

I know I’m not going to curry much favor with this comment, but they should call it the “Spice Shuttle”.

Winner is anyone who puts Schmidt’s face on it.

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

next they are going to cover the wheels. then race for 24 hours straight, in france.

Lewis has had his word on it:

You win the internet today

COLD. BLOODED.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Oh my.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.