That is precisely what he is going for. 

Exploiting the millimeter of doubt or plausibility that one’s seemingly awful actions are actually innocent and benign seems to happen way too often these days that it feels so good when a gaslighter gets his comeuppance

And only because she took hers to the last rally in Houston and keeps forgetting to bring it back in. 

He got what he deserved. It was a stupid move & he should’ve known that, kidding or not, you simply can’t do shit like this. Lack of common sense will bury you nowadays.

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

Sorry Astros, you can’t fire a curse. The Taubman Curse continues

I can’t imagine their initial “investigation” went beyond asking Taubman if the comments were directed at anyone, and then credulously accepting him saying “of course not.”

The delicious irony is now that Taubman is himself, in baseball terms, an undervalued asset, no other team will hire him because they’re supposedly bad at analytics (which apparently just means being willing to overlook the fact that he’s a complete asshole).

The Astros will conveniently discover that Taubman dictated the memo to innocent scribes. 

It would be great if this was a case of the Astros committing to an organizational overhaul in response to not just what Taubman did

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

And don’t forget who got her ex Rupert Murdoch: Jerry Hall. Who’s pushing 70 I think....Honestly that one pisses me off more cuz she seems like a fun gal.

Wendi Deng Murdoch wasn’t too old for Putin, king of the oligarchs. She now has other currency besides her looks - secrets.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position.