While I love that quote and everything about Dolly I hate that she’s now been roped into this.

The only woman who can do southern tacky is Dolly Parton and she knows exactly what she’s doing with her brand. This woman looks like the evil wife in a 1990's soap opera (but with more guns).

Hey, sometimes you gotta give the client what she wants. If what she wants is tacky, you can try to talk her out of it but she knows what she wants and if you don’t deliver that you don’t get paid.

Agreed. Because by the quality of makeup in that picture alone, she should get at least a partial refund. 

Yeah after I commented I was like well shit I should probably check the linked article...but alas. It feels like they’re purposely shielding who it is and that’s annoying AF.

By “stylists”, I’m betting her friends “Karen” and “Judy”,who barely made it through cosmetology school,but she’s got on the payroll.

Okay but who are the stylists? As a local I wanna know which beauty artists are taking NRA money...

If the Times sent Stewart on assignment to cover Epstein’s involvement with the businesses of Elon Musk, that was the purpose of the visit - to report on Musk, and in the moment Musk was what Epstein was trying to avoid (evidently he felt safe enough to so brazenly have an underage girl around).

“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

Reminds me of that scene at the end of American Psycho where he tries to confess his crimes to someone and the guy just brushes it off as a joke.

This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…

Two axes.

I can’t even get that high on a standard trampoline... no idea how she does that with just a running start on a slightly bouncy floor. Oh, while initiating a wild spin that somehow puts her through the perfect number of rotations at landing.

I count a 720 spin on her medio-lateral axis (the flips) and a 1080 spin on her anterio-posterior axis (the twists). She’d have to incorporate some sort of cartwheel motion to also be spinning on her dorso-ventral axis (conceptually possible but hard to physically visualize).

Ok literally she’s like phasing in and out of space-time in this and it is absolutely mindblowing

Need to overlay some coordinate frames so I can better understand how many damn axes she’s spinning around.

I was forced to take a lot of physics classes while doing time at University.

And I still can’t follow it. She hacked the Matrix; that’s what I’m going with.

H/T to former Deadspin video editor Tim Burke for showing Simone’s routine in super slo-mo.