“Her game matches so well against mine”—in case there were still any doubts about the definition of shade...

Heard one of the (innumerable) fashion commentators yesterday calling this the battle of the church ladies and the fascinators—I am so not disappointed...

Truth be told, he’s not the most photogenic dude. The voice, however...

Amen, sister: that dress is a hot mess. I’m also trying to imagine which color might look worse on ScarJo—#didshefireherstylist

Horse obsessed since childhood: I started riding nearly 50 years ago. The horses that (most) people work with are like giant dogs—goofy and affectionate.

Your Monday koan—which is preferred on the Senate floor: a newborn or an AR-15?

Y’all, that table is fugly—#cantbuytaste

Taking it back to a time before MoGlo was famous:

Kennedy Davenport kicked down that door when she did Little Richard on “Snatch Game.” I loved her performance (and BenDeLa’s), and don’t mind their channeling gay icons—

When he looks in the mirror, does he see Mastroianni? 4v(<!^ deluded—

You had me at “one of”—

No—a large black X (but I won’t say where)...

(With apologies to E. E. Cummings) “nobody, not even donald trump, has such small hands”

538’s got a great piece on how dreadful the US winter teams were before extreme sports (specifically: snowboarding and freestyle skiing) became Olympic events—

I’m enough of a fangirl to know that Roger used to get his hair cut by the barber on the tour. That said, he hasn’t gotten as many bad haircuts as Tom Brady...

Fifteen years ago (in an exhibition), Michelle Kwan skated to Eva Cassidy’s cover of “Fields of Gold”—

Kate Winslet couldn’t save this movie—that’s all I’m gonna say...