The way I think about it is that Stephen Strange saw, what, 14 million possible futures playing out and only one of them panned out for the heroes.

I can’t wait for the biggest movie of all time to win Best Sound Mixing at the Oscars!

Marvel really knocked it out of the park when they cast Paul Rudd. Apart from anything else, they’ll never need to expensively de-age him with CGI for flashbacks since he’s a functional immortal who has looked exactly the same for the past 20 years.

That was really great.

It was watching Gravity Falls that really crystalized for me why I hated the Lost finale so much. It’s another show built around mysteries, whose ending failed to solve a lot of them...but the big difference is that with Lost the characters were such crap that the mysteries were literally the only thing the show had…

Read the first paragraph: They a doing one for literally every MCU film.

And the best non-swearing swearing has to be the “Tenement” sketch from “The State”. Unfortunately I can’t find the clip online anywhere, but here’s just one beauty of a Ken Marino line from a skit that’s chock full of them:

This article could have been titled:

/Non and Ursa come in, tuck Zod in nice and tight in wet blanket 

Christ almighty, you’re such a transparently disingenuous liar.

I’m a left winger my entire life

Did you even read this article or what she said? She wants a more diverse and inclusive pool of critics and to you that’s a “ Regressive Leftist attitude” in caps for some reason?

Can you do one called ‘How to talk to your parents about climate change’?

I only want my stories about space wizards to make logical sense. 

Brie Larson *says something about wanting diversity and inclusion*

Everyone knows HP Lovecraft was racist. I think you can stop making that the focus of every single fucking article about anything tangentially related to him or his writing.

So, reading the title - Veep is HBO’s bombshell Michael Jackson Documentary?

That is the actual runtime of Armageddon, to which this film owes a great deal.

“emotionally manipulative scoring”