I’ll learn to swim to the closest remaining record store when this comes out.

Huh?

Terry Crewsmas everybody!

So...what you’re saying is...you want this new version to look like the old version. Then what’s the point? They’re obviously (although not to you) going for a real world look. The real world isn’t saturated in color, dumbholes. I swear, does EVERYONE HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING? Slow news day? I’m sure…

This writer played this town like a harp from Hell!

HOT TAKE: Infinity War is a very good movie. Shockingly elegant at balancing a huge cast, and often very moving. The CG is a wonder throughout.

1. Assemble bread

Makes me want to believe in God, so I can believe in Hell for these cops.

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

A little nonsense now and then,

He should go even further back. Zygote Driver. RNA Driver. Self-Replicating Precursor Molecule Driver.

They could’ve cut him out. The victims are more important that our need for a season of television.

I figured this was no place for me to talk about my love of the other Star Wars prequels but MAYBE it was a place to mention how Last Jedi owns.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the reason everyone hates Yankees Fans.

I never understood why people wanted swashbuckling Luke, honestly. Because from a narrative standpoint, every option would suck. Because either:

So here’s a thing I’ve been thinking about:

TMBG and Cash got the MOST rotation when our littles were babies. Sometimes it is for the parents more than for the children. Listening to Cash singing “Nasty Dan” on the kids album is just like listening to any old album. It imparts a lovely sense of normalcy when lacking sleep and covered in spit-up and makes it…

Not to mention the large swaths of Original Seattle beneath current Seattle. (I took the tour! It’s great!) I’m sure there are tons of ways out through there too.

“What’s that old saying about sex being like pizza? Even when it’s bad, it’s still good?”

Only for men. When sex is bad for women, they have a lot of pain (30 percent of women report pain during vaginal sex. Imagine the outcry if 30% of men had pain.). Bad sex for men is like a 7/10, for women it’s 4/10. Same words,…