I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

IKR? The number of times people have commented on how showy or high class (but with a negative connotation) Michelle Obama is and I’m like “huh she is wearing something very tasteful and classy that at least a portion of real people in America could afford”. The double standards are amazing in this country. And by…

tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”

Riiight, the presidential family wears J Crew, but Milania Trump wears a $1000 hot pink blouse and it’s fine. Most Americans couldn’t afford Jackie Kennedy, Nancy Reagan, or Ann Romney’s wardrobes which were definitely not on the level of J Crew. How dare the black presidential family wear anything above Walmart or…

I would have volunteered to have Jeb Bush’s babies if that could have prevented this unmitigated nightmare. I would have had to borrow someone else’s uterus, but, you know.

Exactly! At the time I jumped all over every single thing Mitt did, like talking about how “the trees here aren’t the right height here”, but now all I can think is I totally disagreed with his policies, but that he also wasn’t proposing anything (mostly) that went against the fundamental values our country was…

My friend - who is nearly despondent at the results of this election - lived in MA when Romney was governor and said he wasn’t bad. She didn’t vote for him but she thought it wouldn’t have been the apocalypse if he’d won the presidency.

If we ask really really nicely, would he be president instead? I know he put his dog on the roof of the car but I can get past this. Mittens, please.

I disagreed with everything New Age Conservative said in the election cycle, but I also felt that he was a genuinely smart and caring guy. A Mitt presidency wouldn’t have been a disaster, and I think he would have calmed down the right wing when he got in.

At least he was a fucking adult who understood how government works, had some experience, and didn’t think compromise was a dirty word (when he was in MA, at least).

I would have worn one of these. My soul hurts.

I have already shared these today but fuck it, that’s where we are.

Mitt Romney sounds like a DREAM right about now.

Is that even a question? I would have volunteered for Jeb Bush if those were the only options...

ME, TOO. WHAT IS HAPPENING?????

Those liberal elites and their J. Crew tastes! They should shop at Walmart like real Americans! Just look at the Trumps! So grounded and down to Earth.

I miss Mitt, too. Binders full of women >>>>> grabbing them by the pussy.

Shit, I would have voted for Jeb Bush if he and Trump were the only two candidates. That is how insane all of this is for me.

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.