No way Trump will hold office all 4 years. He might be impeached, he might quit because he doesn’t want to work hard, he might quit because he doesn’t like living in DC. Mike Pence knows this, that’s why he can’t stop smiling.

No gauntness for me. I’m eating my feelings, thankyouverymuch.

As a Hoosier this thought terrifies me.

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

53% of white women are getting the side eye from me.

And procreating with them... and marrying them and stroking their egos and voting for Trump bc everything hubby says is correct... I saw soooo much of this where I live (Long Island, NY), and it filled me with so much rage and sadness at the same time.

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

And stop MARRYING them too.

Mike Pence has been fighting to strip away rights for years. If you don’t think it’s even a remote possibility, you’re wrong.

While Mike Pence is all shits and giggles. He’s like, “I can’t wait till they impeach him!”

Give them a break. It’s not every day that you can report on the end of the world in real time.

Uhm. I just realized who Pence looks like more and more with each passing day.....I can’t unsee.

I know Trump is a historical first, but is there any precedent for someone as commited to lifelong mediocrity as Pence stumbling into the highest ranking executive office?

They should banish the electoral college.

congrats on reaching the bargaining stage

Besides the obvious terrors of President Trump, add on how absolutely joyous Mike Pence is to know he is really the President Elect.

What are you talking about?

Regarding your last sentence, Donald Trump is now the only thing standing between Mike Pence and a Republican majority. We are now relying on Donald fucking Trump to moderate these people.

Look at that fucking nitwit Pence.
You think Trump will be bad? He’ll either quit or get impeached in 18 months, then He-Man Super-Christian Homo-Hater Mike Pence will be POTUS.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.