You misspelled Bacon.

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I can’t decide what is more depressing the fact that you own a “Target golf polo” or that you decided to admit to this shameful fact.

Quick question: how expensive does a suit have to be to cost more than the value of a car driven by a man in a “Target golf polo”?

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

Cuban Baseball Players Acting Like Cowboys Ranked:

anyone find it a little weird that he put on his full golf outfit to essentially play a video game? I’ve never put on a red hat and overalls to play Mario Kart (maybe it’s because I’m always Bowser). Will Sunday’s update feature him wearing a red shirt?

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.