Hard to say, the Pulsars had head gasket issues but the 480's used Renault engines so it’s a draw when it comes to reliability.

What the hell... ok, so my alarm went off this morning, I put my Slacker station on ‘random’ while I was shaving, and it put on some Descendants. Get on the train to come in, set to random, it pulls another Descendants song. Get to my desk, open up Jalop for my morning NP/CP fix...

So is the problem that the dealer did a bunch of wrong, maybe illegal things? Or is the problem that the internet told people about the wrong, illegal things someone else did.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

I did not learn my AA-BB-CC’s, god god dammit dammit

Logical conclusion: If there are 1,000.000 of them out there they should be cheap.

AHTANAMAS CAHS!

This is a cute take.

Anyone else know that camelbak bottles with the long straws and chocolate milk become pressurized when they turn from the heat and 2 days in the car?

“Pfft. Amateur.”

If you’re going to include the SRT-4 Neon you have to include its close relative the PT Cruiser GT (they shared engines and transmissions).

You left ot the Volkswagen GTI

“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

959 Dakar Rally is best Battle Car.

Pictured: top secret Evo XI prototype

If you can help me get rid of this guy, absolutely

Will you go out with me? We have similar hobbies.

*looks at author, sees it’s not Torch*

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

For some reason I have a feeling you might be slightly biased...