Not to be an asshole, but how hard would it have been for two grown men to fight off an emaciated 100-pound cat?

Thank you for saving me 4:05!

I legitimately feel bad for Tate Frazier, who’s generally likable and funny, to be saddled with that incomprehensible shitbag Mike Lombardi.

Mr. Farrell, I’ve been waiting all week to see what you would do in the wake of Wilder’s victory. Good on you for admitting that the fight and Wilder’s victory were legitimate. When I read your original article, I’ll admit that it made a lot of sense. I was not convinced Wilder could beat Ortiz. And the smart business…

Geez, act like you’ve been there before. Put a guard up, you’re just eating punches.

I thought it would be the change at the very end. In the original, in the end, a policeman arrests Chris and he goes to jail, because all the evidence was burned in the house. They changed to his friend Rod driving the police car to rescue him.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

Honest question - would this story have been written if he did not win gold? It seems like there was ample time to discuss White in the lead up to the games. I am not defending him, I don’t personally have any affinity for the guy, he kinda sounds like a piece of shit and I know many people that know him and have…

It is absolutely a publicity stunt, but I’m still Team Stone.

I couldn’t find a way to make that joke and I’m just so glad someone did.

I’m all for sticking it to the man, but Koch really comes across like an Arrogant Bastard in that video.

This would make a lot more sense if Greg Koch didn’t pay some PR firm to do a big video production about this and then claim it’s not about publicity. He comes off slightly unstable, largely douchey. While I understand the general need to protect your marks, Koch didn’t do Stone any favors here. Coupled with that $89…

Confession: I once returned a LLBean jacket because the zipper kept jamming and the pocket snaps fell apart - six years after purchasing. In my defense I paid a crapload for a shell jacket that was billed as a bargain because it would last forever. That was always the deal with Bean: it would cost more, but would wear…

I work at a department store and it is mind-boggling what people will bring in.

Or a story saying _____ was a dick to Brian Windhorst for no good reason and it would be instantly relatable. *shoulder shrug

I like Windhorst. Any idea where he will be moving this offseason?

You could just have a headline that says “Draymond Green is a dick” and post it every day and it would be true most of the time.

Fortunately there was no slander. Her office mate calls her "The Kiln" because she keeps the temperature at 60 degrees and not because Clay gets hard inside her.

"That's insane," Beadle said. "I live a much more interesting life in other people's minds."