I think the key to this kind of thing is already knowing in advance the person would like it and say yes

Why didn't all those good guys with a gun stop this before it happened? That's how it works, right?

Public Service Announcement: I’m going to need all you people who order bullshit coffee things like “iced half-caff” and “no caff but I want it to smell like coffee but put vanilla and chocolate in it” to STOP IMMEDIATELY. Some of us rely on coffee to make it through the day. All you recreational coffee users must…

Haven’t they been saying this for years, though?

I like Jennifer Lawrence, but I hate her when she’s promoting a movie, she says the stupidest, most annoying shit ever!

Doesn’t matter to me.

They did nothing after one of their own was nearly killed, and when 20 babies were massacred. They will NEVER care about this issue.

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Stuff like this makes GOOP feel superior. *sads*

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

so what’s like, the point of this article?

I’m hoping we hate Lena bc she’s an entitled twat, not bc she got $3m.

You need a lot more explanatory parentheticals for a bunch of these people...

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

Read your post and take your own advice about those couple inches. Reclining your seat isn’t going to make you more comfortable so don’t make the person behind you more uncomfortable.

You should be sorry. Check your bag. You not having to check a bag is not more important than other people who follow the rules not having room for theirs.

And no you can’t be anyway.

...who are these people watching HSN

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

This site pumps out a fair number of “let’s celebrate these drunk, gross losers” and I really don't get it. Even if this article is 100% joking, it's a shitty, gross joke.