Oh, you mean the world where Pan Am and Atari still exist?

At $2,200 it goes from you to the boneyard, mechanical issues will kill it long before it rusts out. NP

Or should I say “starz”

I’ve owned two of these. I fucking love them. Most comfortable car I’ve ever driven, despite the diesel clatter at idle, it’s supremely quiet on the highway. The Audi virtual steering axis suspension makes for virtually zero torque steer, but a somewhat numb steering feel. It’s not the most efficient 4 cyl TDI, though.

On the positive side though... it’s the prettiest Honda Accord I’ve ever seen

I think there were all stripped of their rear ends in the late 80's and early 90's to get the disc brake 9" that goes right into Mustangs.

My US-spec 504. Certainly one of the very few on French soil. Even Peugeot don’t have one in their vault. Most folks here have no idea that this landmark gallic sedan was once sold in the US of A.

I own an IS300 wagon, and I’ve never seen another one with my own eyes before

240SX Convertible. Sits in my driveway.

This. Totally a Ford F-150. Doesn’t every Texan drive one anyway?

DON’T GET HOT AND FLUSTERED, JUST USE A BIT OF MUSTARD

I think a lot of the current crop of petrolheads either don’t remember how bad Malaise was or weren’t even born. Look at what the big 3 were building starting in the mid 70s. I vividly remember the craptacularness of our Plymouth Volare station wagon. Baby blue with vinyl fake wood sides. Now imagine how that first…

That’s not the trunk though, that’s the spare tire/battery/fluid filler hole.

Yes.

Ran when parked.

Fireo.

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.