Make surety buy those tires that fail at 46mph, too.

For that money I’d rather buy a new pop up and a 10 year old Tacoma.

The only thing I want to do less than take a dump in a plastic bag in the back of a van is cook my breakfast in the middle of a van while someone else takes a dump in a plastic bag in the back of the van.

if it’s still under warranty, it will expire within the year. so if you say fuck it and buy it in the first place, you might as well say fuck it twice.

a mobile brothel.

I know that in Volvo’s program, you order your car through the dealer. Then you go out to the factory and they let you drive it around Europe for a while and then they ship it to you in the states.

NP. If there was also a pound of gold in the trunk. Also, the back is too short. i know it is supposed to be short, but from the side that thing looks like it had an assterectomy.

Isn’t it obvious? Neon caterpillar.

I wonder if any of them are as fun as this car. I doubt it. But still. I have a DNA-level revulsion to paying 15 grand for a Neon.

eh...does the guy have a website and enjoy chasing wayward electrons? asking for a friend.

I’ve owned 3 cars built in England. 2 of them were charming heaps of shit that have spent twice as much time running as not, and that ratio is getting worse every day because one of them is sitting in my driveway refusing to work. The 3rd car never gave me one moment of mechanical or electrical trouble the entire time…

leave 6 months’ worth of tuna on the floor for my cat. got it.

an awful lot of codependent relationships end in murder. sure it’s usually some asshole killing his girlfriend, but. maybe that lady is actually crazy or something and not just spoiled.

totally. with some saab and subaru svx mixed in. the A610 looks better than the GTA to me but still. kind of yick.

Well it’s a bad angle. But the other 359 angles aren’t that great, either.

I dunno man. That V8 is a huge pain in the ass.

A used BMW M3 makes sense, but that sense is not financial.

now if i could just get 0.9% financing on one of these used beauties like i can on the Stinger...

are your Mustangs RHD?

and these bonuses are one-time payouts. the tax cut is permanent. it’s just to keep workers from demanding raises.