from everything i’ve read about Maseratis, reducing the number of moving parts is a solid move.

FCA should hire you to just sit in a corner and nod or shake your head.

fucking inline fuses.

well, also, the US military has been handing out titty implants to CIS female soldiers, sailors and CIS female dependents right and left for two decades. there’s a waiting list 6 months long for them.

I just have two questions. What does it look like underneath all of that garbage, and is it legal to drive a car with no body in Texas?

That’s where I am. Im very tempted to make someone else in my house drive this.

If Tiger Woods had been caught cheating 10 years earlier we’d still have Pontiacs.

Nice try, Elon.

I hope they aren’t really hoping the older crowd will buy these out of nostalgia. I have an NES Classic, but it’s in a drawer in my nightstand, I don’t let people see me with it in public.

Yeah, urrite. We had a word for people that drive those in high school. Girls. I hope they call them something less sexist now, but they probably don’t.

Treating workers solely as a cost to be minimized is certainly malicious.

Except what happens is the company buys the arbitrator lunch and then gets to keep the $500.

He probably did. He just doesn’t do it every 9 hours, like it needs.

or rusty, free jeeps.

scrolled for this.

Well, fuck. Time to make some more room in the garage. HEY HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT A TANKLESS WATER HEATER?

My uncle hated his, but I didn’t. I was 9 years old.

5th Gear: if the flight arrives when they said it would arrive, then it is on time. You call it padding, I call it a better estimate.

No, it isn’t. It’s paying a settlement to push its pension obligations off onto the PSA group. GM’s actual pension liability was $9B. So GM is just skating on almost $6B of that.

i have to respect VW for this. GM would have laid off 10,000 workers and blamed them for all of it.