2015 Volvo S60 T6 with the Performance Package. Those perfect, PERFECT heated seats, adaptive cruise, and 300hp out of a super and turbo charged 2.0 litre. heavy and safe and nice and still gets over 35mpg. also, the resale value is a joke so they can very easily be had for less than 30k.

That’s a good reason not to buy a new car, but if someone has already decided to finance a new car and qualifies for 0%, obviously he or she should take the longest available term.

I saw this in person last week. I couldn’t find the right angle to shit and vomit on it at the same time, so I just left. I present to you, The Eldorette. Obviously it scarred me. It’s ah...still for sale.

I’m pretty sure Bauer would punch this guy in the mouth for lying.

I’d buy it for the same reason I take dogs home from the pound. This car deserves to be treated better at a good home.

we did. we call the bentley one the dodge magnum.

i kind of suspect that there’s some laundering going on.

I just want a 70 Lincoln Mark III. Triple Black or even a sky blue with white interior. My wife knows that one day I’m going to just come home with one and she’s just going to have to deal with it.

i love them, but i don’t like the ones with red seat inserts. did the purple ones have all black seats?

This 2018 Mustang is that last hold-out friend that finally cut off his mullet.

right? i think it looks hot, but i would rather chew my own balls off than ever have to say “No I didn’t build it, I bought it for one hundred and twenty-six thousand dollars” to another human being.

true. but with the Corrado you can never get the smell of vinegar and water out of that driver’s seat, no matter how hard you try.

i like this idea. the only way to get Americans to accept French cars is to lie to them and trick them.

well the car moves. that implies that it’s possible to make something that rolls with batteries in it that would provide net positive energy.

Right? Datsun does not belong on this list. B210 beehive hubcaps. PURPLE 510 WAGON WITH A MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND WHITE HOUNDSTOOTH VINYL SEATS AND A CUP HOLDER ON THE INSIDE OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT DOOR. I question your taste and judgement, Raphael.

Man. I thought the production door handles were ugly.

I like turtles.

it looks like it’s saying “did you ALL eat garlic?”

yes, and yes.

Jesus Christ. At least on a motorcycle you can try to jump off the bike and fly over whatever you are about to hit.