The only thing less convenient for people who come to a website to read articles than doing this in podcast form would be carving it in stone and hosting a viewing at a museum in Iceland.

We would say, “We don’t need the preseason.”

Um...pretty sure that’s Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil. It doesn’t take a sharpshooter’s eyes to see that.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

The umpire is there to maintain order and ensure a game goes off without issue.

This is directly addressed and cited in the post.

This is directly addressed and cited in the post.

I like the first kid who thinks Steph Curry is his number 1 fan.

A League of They’re Owned

These Stand Your Ground laws have gone way too far.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

I always bring at least 2 friends, one is generally another guy friend and the other is generally a 9mm or 40.

It’s really a shame when you consider what that Pizza Boli’s normally looks like 4 hours before an O’s game at Camden Yards:

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

I'm sorry...what does that mean? Is that a saying?

That's not what I wrote.

"Rip out your eyeballs and disconnect your brain, because First Take is coming up next!"

I just vomited.

So he beat the charges too. Bastard.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"