Daaaamnnnnn

I envy you so much. With combination skin with T-zone pores the size of craters and melasma that makes me look like a Roscharch test, I have to have an army of specific products. The people that say they don’t even wash their face every day are like foreign creatures that I cannot understand.

This 100%.

Haha. That was a lovely vision. I’m not like a huge fan of Gisele, but I wish she hadn’t apologized. Instagram models sounds like such a lazy and bogus title.

Fucking Instagram bloggers are annoying. 5 years ago it was cool to see a few accounts here and there with cool pics. Now they’re all fucking the same and there are about 1 trillion of them. All with the same hair, posing in the same way, with the same stupid ass captions in their pictures. One of my friends started…

Yeah, hard disagree. These people want free expensive shit because they have inflated egos. If a movie star was demanding free shit I’d be just as annoyed. Though at least movie stars actually work.

This made me laugh. Sorry if you were hurt!

Damn it, Doogie Howser! I wanted to like you.

I have no clue. When I was younger and I went out like 4 times a week I definitely put my feet through some shit with cheap stilettos.. but I was numb from the vodka and the drugs so it never mattered! Now that I’m 37, I still love heels and I wear them about 75% to the office. I don’t find them to be a problem…

What the hell are you talking about? I couldn’t show you an article? Of what? And when did you ask for one? Troll better.

That’s basically mine, too

That would have only delayed it for like an hour :(

Yikes. I’m sorry. Sounds like you had a scary experience. You ok?

They believe based on their own experiences? You realize that’s not enough, right? If you can bring research to the table that backs up these claims, by all means. Because personal experience alone is not gonna cut it. Even if you’re a pediatrician.

I hope everyone that buys here shit and is pro-vaccines stops buying her shit. Seriously. This is not a freaking joke.

Some aspects of mom culture here are downright fucking ridiculous. I say this as pregnant lady @ 38wks.

I’m an accountant. I’m the first-born. I plan things. I am organized. The concept of “birth plan” is fucking laughable to me. I mean, call it requests, or a wish list. But trying to plan for that seems insane. I asked my doctor what a birth plan was exactly and whether I needed to be making one. She was like “Oh, you…

Yep. It’s giving us this anti-vaccine and science bullshit and people like Trump for president. People thinking that their opinions can be interchanged for facts.

Shouldn’t being the word... I think they’re still mingling with the rest of us unfortunately

“move the fuck on”. Bitch, I would, except your fucking petri dish of a kid will be out in the wild with my kid so I can’t. How about YOU move the fuck on to another planet where your shitty choices won’t affect me?