5 years ago I would have said, oh what a drag! But motherhood has humbled me a lot so I think that’s nice people find you warm and welcoming! And it’s sweet of you to think of the people who need the kind ears of strangers because they have nobody else :(

Um, yes. I teach them to be gentle to the dogs, but, like you yourself said, they’re children and it’s gonna take years for them to learn. Where did I say I expected them to have been born knowing how to properly pet the dogs?

This. Children can be so awful and rough with dogs. I’m constantly defending my 2 doggies from the claws of my 2 monster children!

Our 15lb dog bit our daughter on the cheek when she was 1 yr old. She stepped on him while he was sleeping and he reacted. Well, it was more of a nip/graze. Looked like a scratch mostly. Anyway, I cried and it was awful. But he’s an animal that got hurt and his instinct took over. He’s still with us! Worst case I…

I have major resting bitch face and I have been told to smile in the past. And while that is infuriating AF, I can’t wait to ditch the mask. I have a weird feeling of disconnect from humanity with it. Which is weird because I have a bitchy personality to go with my bitchy face.. People annoy me all the time, but, I’d…

For Real!!!!!!!!!!! Excited? Fuck. Politics is not television. Or, well, it shouldn’t be. Would I love to be excited about all the Dem candidates? Of course! That would be incredible. But it’s downright silly to expect that every time. Republicans don’t get “excited”, they go vote for the guy that will get them closer…

What?! I’m crying. Why are people so ugly?

1981 is in the gray area as far as I’m concerned based on the cutoffs. And like I said, I’ve always identified more with Gen X so that’s what I call myself. I didn’t own a cell phone till I was 20 years old and in college! I also prefer to make lists with pen and paper and I hate selfies. Haha.

Yep. Millennial has always been a slightly inherently insulting label; poor generation always getting stuck with shitty attributes and nobody looks at the positive. I was doing a continuing education course for my CPA license and it literally stated that millennials had the attention span of gnats. WTF?! I was livid…

Man, we can’t even have jokes anymore. I was born in 1981, and I’ve always identified with Gen X, so this whole thing has been amusing to me. Is everything really gonna be debated and dissected to death now? Bummer.

Neither does Kris. She’s entering Micheal Jackson territory with that nose...

And Miranda. The lotion and gloves were here thing :)

Are you Carrie and Miranda’s love child? ;)

It’s so stupid that people say that. She should be respected because she exploits people’s stupidities? Oh ok! We don’t even like car salesmen but somehow we need to rally behind her shady ass? No thanks.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. I didn’t know he’d made such comments. What a dweeb.

Fuck this bitch. And anybody who likes to defend her in any way. She brings nothing positive to society.

Hahahaha. This comment is so crude but I love it.

Give me your secrets!!!! I’m 38 and my skin has taken a turn for the worst! Brown spots galore. Ughhh. Well, being pregnant doesn’t help...

Dressing your kid as yourself is one fucking self-absorbed move. But why should I be surprised by what that tart does?

Funny, I don’t remember typing that a Republican was better... Also, ending your comments with “full stop” is freaking old and does not make what you’re saying automatically as amazing as you think it does.