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Haha. I still love SATC. I can recognize some fucked up shit in now that I didn’t back then, but I’ll always love it for what it was to me back when I was younger. Some source of hope, inspiration for strength and some fun fashion! I’m also a semi-rational person who can extract helpful nuggets from it but not see it

Leave the gun, take the canoodle.

Jesus. I gotta turn on my oscillating fan here at my office...

Like Jezebel reader and frequent poster RudeNegro pointed out in the past, she has the eyes of a crazy person. And apparently these Tweets back that up.

Uhhh, what?

Hard to say whether I’d get this riled up if my introduction to this world hadn’t been by seeing it first hand here in my office. Probably, though.. Haha. I just can’t deal with the excuses. Because no matter how you spin it, this isn’t a real relationship. You are not bringing these men to your friends’ parties, or

Agreed. Media gets obsessed about dudes physical transformations just as much.

I think when you’re 26 it’s very much possible to meet someone organically. I think it definitely gets harder when you’re older, just from what I see with my single friends who are in their late 30s and early 40s. Mainly because your schedule is such that it doesn’t allow for spontaneous meetings as much. In which

Ha. Whatever. I love how people are trying to shame me because I don’t “respect” these women and their decisions. Please. You know what would be respectable? If these women were so fucking amazing they got men to “sponsor” their dreams no strings attached because they’re THAT great and inspiring. But given that you

I know it sounds trite and cheesy, but there’s someone you can get along with. I promise. Not saying soul mates, I don’t believe in that shit. Haha. But I do believe a lot of times we look in the wrong places. My husband is amazing, but honestly, I would have never guessed we were gonna date or even get married. At

Sorry, I do not agree. I don’t have to respect anything. Unless you see me chasing these women and yelling at them in public, then I think I’m within my right to voice my distaste at their choices. Maybe a bunch of these men are single, but I’m betting a bunch of them aren’t. Just like my boss. So, no. I do not

A friend of a friend writes a blog about being single. Where she is constantly writing about being single. She thinks it’s cute and quirky. I’m this close to telling her the reason she’s probably single is because she’s repelling all species with her whining masquerading as “wit”. I feel like she thinks she’s being

Haha. No worries. For real, though. The subject of women’s looks is extremely complicated and to say that the only reason we spend so much $ is just to attract dudes is being only half-truthful. We like to do shit for ourselves, too. Spending $300 on balayage is not really for some guy, let’s be real. It’s for us.

Oh, here it comes. The “you must like all women and their choices” argument. No, I don’t. I didn’t say they shouldn’t have the right or that they should be stoned to death. But I don’t have to agree or like what they do.

I agree with you. There looks like that might be the slight difference. Sounds like Donald Trump’s defenders’ excuse, though. “Well, he’s a piece of shit, but he’s honest about it”. Um, okay...

I can’t find those sentiments myself. Haha. I mean, the fact that something is a consensual choice is not something that’s automatically honorable, IMO.

Seriously. This woman is fucking deluded. You’re not getting anything emotionally or financially out of dating so let’s turn to.. this? Maybe you’re not getting anything out of dating cause you kinda suck.

Empowerment my ass. I have no patience for this sugar daddy/baby bullshit. It’s fucking weak ass shit for people looking for a shortcut in life and wanting society to accept it as some savvy entrepreneurial move. Ha. No.

Exactly. It’s also interesting that people take this attitude towards dating. Like if dating is so fucking shoddy, and your dates are always nightmares, maybe you just suck at choosing your dates. I say this as someone that dated a lot and got married at the age of 32.

I mean, if you wanna be this “practical” I guess we can do this. Sure, all relationships boil down to transactions. These sugary ones are composed of mainly financial ones, so that’s why we give them the side-eye.