“Yankees’ Fascist Hair Policy” sounds like a fantastic name for a punk band, fantasy baseball team, Deadspin commenter or all of the above.

did you see who we made president or

i fail to see how this has anything to do with Rome, patrick.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Liam Neesons needed to tape shards of glass to his hands. Liam Neesons! And we still don’t know exactly how it went down.

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

If not for that hotdoggin’ Andre Reed, they’d have won all four.

The same way Ricky Bobby’s dad did. Lots of beer. Duh.

Relevant:

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

He looks like a pretty sane goalie to me

What the fucking hellscape is that lead image?

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

Without the space program, no one would have ever heard of the Tang Dynasty.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock