Just because you’re hep to it doesn’t make your coverage of it less helpful. Dana White thanks you!

For years, I thought it was scuffling. So, I learned something today.

I’ve always thought of Deadspin as the brother site, but I am old.

Why?

“I want to own the world. Every young person should be able to have that dream and the ability to access it.”

For a brief, glorious moment, he was back on the grasslands of his ancestors, running with his herd.

Dayton should take a flyer on this guy.

I’ve been treated similarly when I wanted to try on some high-end sunglasses. Luckily, I was able to buy sunglasses elsewhere and wear them back to that Sunglass Hut and show them they were wrong!

My wife and I thought he got stabbed in the pelvic area, so we were confused about that too. Maybe he was wearing some metal chastity device for Cersei.

Can a relationship be off before it’s on?

And he lost his Sisqo sponsorship as a result.

Pretty sure he was just describing Cousins’ curt personality.

Unfollow and mute are great features.

I feel like if you are having this type of party, the sex has already happened.

I have an idea for a video where music plays and only one person is dancing, but then the beat “drops” and a bunch of people are dancing with the first person. Huh? Huh?

I feel proud for figuring it out all by myself!

But what sticker did he choose to say it with?

Should have taken the Boston job. I wonder where Theo Epstein would be right now.

And now, the man who was fired as the GM of the Carolina Panthers for some reason, David Gettleman!

Is a story about someone’s tweet a good story idea or just a desperation move on slow days?