I like mentioning gifs in meetings and making an aside about which is correct and then watching the meeting devolve into that debate. Then, I go back to my desk with no new work assigned to me.

This is not a bad example, but I find this type of retconning to be sort of hollow. “Wouldn’t it be cool if...” “Well, yes, and that is exactly what happened...hehehe.”

Soft-core porno doesn’t do it for me anymore, but when I was younger and could get a boner while walking past a rack of pantyhose in the drugstore, Elle MacPherson and other models of that era made me feel inebriated just looking at them.

If nothing else, he was a super cute kid.

Wimmin! Listen to the rap music....and they don’t know what the jazz is all about.

I couldn’t get through 1 season. I wish I liked the shows that people on the internet tell me to like.

The players should start their own league!

Poor Zimmer! Lol

I wonder which generation is the judgemental one.

This story briefly made me think I had missed (and spoiled) the end of the show — then I remembered what day it is.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

Someone slipped him a mickey.

Bobby is a very perceptive person.

Middle-management is pretty good!

I rarely watch college football, but I am wishing there was a Gameday coming up soon.

Goodnight, Nurse.

Things get stressful around exam time.

David Hasselhoff agrees.

Glad he made it. Could have been a Hands to the face penalty.

Don’t worry, Maradona, nobody will recognize that as your likeness these days.