Charisma and Machismo, just like Julio Iglesias.

80% of these go sailing over my head.

He was lucky. The mini booze bottles I have seen are all plastic. (I am also pretty sure he died instantly.)

Has he been playing long enough for that question not to have been rhetorical?

My mother had this exact paddle.

I received corporal punishment in school when I was a kid. It was pretty tame, but it was the strap. I went to a fundamentalist Christian school at the time, though, so “spare the rod, spoil the child” was considered instructional. I am, sigh, 43.

Shillelagh reference in the highlights...that gives me BINGO!

In my day, we called this “gleaming the cube.”

Well, at least they are assisting in his recovery.

When you slide into first and you feel something burst...

“I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a lawman; father too. Me and him was sheriffs at the same time; him up in Plano and me out here. I think he’s pretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old time sheriffs never even wore a gun. A lotta folks find…

Great stuff!

Look at Tommy with his facial hair! Are the Jezzies scared of you now?

I have been watching this from episode one and trying desperately to enjoy it. Another shot of Tom Hardy looking like a fucking idiot marching through the same 200 yards of filth in his goofball hat...ugh. Oona Chaplin wet dreams...OK, I will stick it out.

Everything is bad when you work for one of the many sites owned by Univision. It’s also bad for readers. Univision has “one vision” right? So, now my two favorite sites (you guys and AV Club) are just miserable Millennials (sic) phoning it in and wishing for yesteryear. 

Typo or Freudian slip?

Let’s not praise him too much; he puts his magic underwear on one leg at a time.

Woman next to him is quite comely.

I remember when he was Air Canada. Sigh. I am also old.

I was happy for the Red Sox in 2004. I regret that.