Barry loves a choir. Amen, Barry!

I like how this is posted in Jezebel. Jezebel, should I march with you?

Her Raggedy Ann is punch drunk.

This reminds me of how I lost my black friend. I forgot I invited him over for a bbq, so while he was eating, I called the police to report a break and enter.

Of course, Lee Greenwood.

Never played Asheron’s Call, but seems like WoW would be his best bet.

“I can say that because I used to be married to a black woman...”

Don’t mess with the Zohan.

If only Luol Deng could sell him some sunglasses to hide behind.

So, Alexis Ohanian is rocking Serena’s world?

Unexpected expenses of sending Nevadans into combat.

Better watch out, JaVale, next time Shaq sees you he might Mantan your hide!

I thought that meant the girl was a 10.

My friend’s mother calls them old maids.

No more soft lumber for you! Hard lumber only!

He said, “Love!”

Why, I will tell you that we burned the White House — even though we were an autonomous country then!

I thought it was going to be Canadians ripping the flag. Thank, God, it was just Canadians being Canadian.

This seems as likely as Kip and Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite.

Jeff Ross would like to buy that one.