Of course, Lee Greenwood.

Never played Asheron’s Call, but seems like WoW would be his best bet.

“I can say that because I used to be married to a black woman...”

Don’t mess with the Zohan.

If only Luol Deng could sell him some sunglasses to hide behind.

So, Alexis Ohanian is rocking Serena’s world?

Unexpected expenses of sending Nevadans into combat.

I see George Soro’s name everywhere these days. If he were as powerful as they claim, he would be on the same level as a comic villain.

Better watch out, JaVale, next time Shaq sees you he might Mantan your hide!

I thought that meant the girl was a 10.

My friend’s mother calls them old maids.

Check and mate.

No more soft lumber for you! Hard lumber only!

He said, “Love!”

Why, I will tell you that we burned the White House — even though we were an autonomous country then!

I thought it was going to be Canadians ripping the flag. Thank, God, it was just Canadians being Canadian.

This seems as likely as Kip and Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite.

She’s got hind legs, and she knows how to use ‘em.

Jeff Ross would like to buy that one.

I wouldn’t have been able to piss at all with that going on behind me.