She’s a total rocket!

Shouldn’t it be “How Fucking High...”

When I should have had my shirt off, I was too shy. Now that I would take my shirt off, I look like shit.

His get lost money is more than I will make in my lifetime. Sigh.

I remember going to a defense trade show in 2001 or early 2002 in sunny Orlando. It was shortly after 9/11 and the eagle was getting ready to soar. They were heady times. Lockheed had already won this contract and had a full-size replica in the F-35 in the convention space for photo ops. The company I worked for at…

Well, I paid about $100 bucks to watch it like an idiot. My credit cards should be in a case that won’t open unless I blow under a certain blood alcohol level.

That will be a very expensive repair — and you just know that damn bear won’t chip in.

Laughing so much, I am leaving a trail of tears.

Drives like it’s on rails, baby!

The two technicians that featured prominently with Maeve had a discussion about cleaning out something at one point, but I assume they were talking about ejaculate.

NHL 15 demo??

It’s great advice for work parties or, even worse, your spouse’s work party. I have made a lot of poor (pour?) choices over the years. Don’t be like me.

What if one sip sends me on a Barney Gumble-like bender? Should I apply to NASA?

That is a glorious story.

I would have thought, “I bet Burneko deserved it cause he’s a dick” but then I saw how cuddly and cute you are in Foodspin and I know you did nothing to deserve his churlish behavior.

Like a mother hen there. I actually got a little misty.

Is there a name for the eyes they have? Is that bedroom eyes?

Massive space robots that threaten the planet with extinction? Good thing that 12 year old girl is willing to stay and fight them.

I hope McCutchen returns to form.

Fearful symmetry!