Fucking pansy Europeans.

Well, in the Preacher comic, it was a hippie chick that did it to Jesse Custer’s father. Chicks, man!

Obama has been heard saying, “If I’ve lost Tomi Lahren, I’ve lost Middle America.”

I read that this year. It was troubling.

I prefer to reply all with a question that might cause another person to reply all with the answer. Then, I reply all with a thanks and a follow-up for clarification. Then, as the angry replies start really flowing in earnest, I masturbate. When the alpha from sales finally gets off the plane and replies with alpha…

I know a guy who is going to a Patriots game this season. He is a Seahawks fan and proudly announced he is planning to be an asshole at the game. If he goes through with it and doesn’t chicken out, what are the chances he takes a beating?

That little girl is shockingly good at rapping like Nicki Minaj. I don’t especially enjoy Nicki Minaj, but that was pretty cool.

Does this mean you won’t have time to recap Any Given Wednesday?

Reminds me of Erlich Bachmann’s brag that he and Big Head had a combined net worth of 20 million and 35 thousand dollars.

Are you nuts?!

Is there no @byyourlogic account anymore?

I think I now completely understand the concept of “shade."

Livin’ the dream!

Darling don’t you go and cut your hair
Do you think it’s gonna make him change?

Wouldn’t mind getting my mitts on your sailboat, though.

His commitment to virginity indicates he should be practiced with jacking a dong.

If you out to the pool today, you’re sure of a big surprise...

I think if we could ask our favorite players what their political beliefs are, most of us would be disappointed. Young men with millions of dollars are probably going to skew to whoever promises to take the least of their money.

Bill Belichick’s “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"

As someone who has shaved his beard down to a big ol’ stache a few times for the laughs, I think your friend needs to chill out. But maybe he doesn’t like you and this is his chance to freeze you out.