Me: “I don’t care if Star Wars explores new characters/locations or just keeps using the same ones, as long as they can handle basic narrative storytelling, which they have completely failed to do in every live-action project for the last five years.”

I loved the Fallout games, but damn, I don’t like factions. My backlog is too long and my life is too busy to be replaying these games just to get different endings. That includes the NPC quests for Elden Ring. I’m having a blast with it, but when I’m stuck, and I do even a small amount of googling, I almost always…

If I was that girl’s dad, you’d have to put me in prison for the rest of my life after the violence I would commit to anyone I could find involved in violating my daughter. Holy shit those people are animals. 

“In my day, we climbed up 2 stories and WROTE on highway signs! With paint! From a can! Now, there’s no art to it, just bippty buttons!”

I mean, he’s wrong too. While Europe has had markedly fewer wars than most other areas during his life (likely having more to do with the EU or being allies of the US or USSR against the other during the cold war (and neither super power wanting direct conflict)). Russia has invaded Georgia multiple times, and also…

Brought to you by the “If you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to hide” party.

Didn’t realize Jezebel.com was renowned for its hard-hitting foreign policy analysts.

I’m for one extremely shocked by this turn of events...

I’d actually prefer Billie induce a core meltdown within Kanye, because I’ve been tired of his egotistical antics for ages. That we lost Michael, Prince, Nippy,  Nipsey, and a host of others who were as talented as they were gracious makes me just think evil is WINNING because Kanye, Clarence Thomas, Putin, and Trump…

I hope Billie pays Kanye dust by not apologizing to him.

I understand people’s reticence to this, especially if you belong to the cultures this particular fantasy-inspired campaign exists in, but if your example boils down to them wearing some costumes in a silly promo piece that explorers used to wear, then that’s... not a lot.

Justice Clarence Thomas... That’s why we need to be very careful with our claims and demands for representation: a black snake is as bad as a white snake - in some circumstances like the Supreme Court, the black snake can be more deadly.

but but they are getting **exposure**

Five years is the absolute most we’ve seen for any of the 1/6 insurrectionists, so far.

When *none* of the adults got on the train with her to the city, and she just texted her dad who she had been rapidly withdrawing from and he was like “lol ok smell ya later” I just couldn’t stay engaged.

It’s a problem with the movie because the online aspect has no real stakes: her identity comes out and...what, she becomes a regular idol instead of an internet one? She has to make a new account somewhere else where she can sing again? Oh no.

It was a pretty film, great VA on dub and JP and a really nice soundtrack.

Yeah, the main issue here is that Nintendo doesn’t provide an alternative. I would be happy to pay $5 or $10 for a classic soundtrack, but Nintendo seems content to refuse to let anyone preserve their audio history. Sadly, this is predictable coming from a company that has little concern for preservation generally.…

There is nothing sadder to me than unplayed-with toys.

Couldn’t have happened to a better person.