Is it just me, but if I was staged in a situation (on public media no less) where my other half deliberately tried to trigger jealousy, I’d seriously reconsider my relationship with them.....

I saw Run the Jewels at Riot Fest a few weeks ago. They explicitly tell their fans: if you see anyone in trouble, stop and get help. If you see anyone that looks like they aren’t having a good time, stop and get help. If you touch anyone that doesn’t want to be touched, we will stop the show, come down there, and…

I gotta get some popcorn because the jezebecky lot are going to be salty as hell and I love to see it.

My first impression: Apple Arcade?! Too bad...

Wait, Madonna’s not British?

Every movie doesn’t have to be a ‘Big Important’ one. I’ve longed to see Black stories in all the genres (and making new ones too)! As an indie movie buff who only got into Netflix last year, I’m heartened to see the baby steps they’ve made to include not one but TWO Black actors (or one and a POC) in just about every…

Zazie is still Black and very much badass. Keep it moving. 

Perhaps, but that could also be said huge swaths of the genre. Now, clearly there is exceedingly fertile ground for well realized historical re-enactment, the meaningful films about themes like lawlessness, racist society and individual Black excellence, and soundtracks that examine the African roots of colonized…

So should you

I’ve never been particularly fond of this analogy, especially considering that playing sports is an entirely voluntary act.

As soon as I saw the headline, my brain said, “this was a Republican, right?” And yes, lo and behold it was a Republican. Guys, you really need proper multi party democracy.

Those are all good questions.

Add Dennis Miller, Louis CK, and Tim Allen to the latter list as well. 

Brilliant take.

*applause*

I have a simple rule. Someone makes fun of me, they can fuck off forever. I’m sure he had the best of intentions when he proudly announced he was a terf. I’m sure Dave had nothing but love in his heart for his trans friend that committed suicide... right after saying her vagina leaked beet juice. So thanks Dave, your…

“Let me play Devil’s Advocate here...”

I always, always respond to that with ‘Well if you never learned the difference between excuses and reasons, I don’t have the time to teach you because I have actual work to do.’

The “Don’t give me excuses” one pisses me off. They always ask “Why” but what ever you say will be an “excuse”. If you don’t want a reason why, then just don’t ask.

As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.