So should you

I’ve never been particularly fond of this analogy, especially considering that playing sports is an entirely voluntary act.

That’s redundant. Zuck is already a robot wearing his skin.

Mark Zuckerberg’s brain: “Stop acting like a robot pretending to be a person. People think you’re weird.”

“Wow, what a wild trip this past year-and-a-half has been. I’d like to thank all of my pals at Toho, Ishiro, Eiji, you guys are the greatest. And a big shout-out to the Monster Island community — Rodan, Mothra, Varan, Gorosaurus. Anguirus, we haven’t always seen eye-to-eye — heck, you barely come up to my knees! — but…

Especially since Zathras has been dead since 2004.

As soon as I saw the headline, my brain said, “this was a Republican, right?” And yes, lo and behold it was a Republican. Guys, you really need proper multi party democracy.

Is it possible to feel aggressively, violently, out-of-control “meh” about something?

I came here to say the same thing. I’ve worked for years to purge any mouth-breathing MAGA content from my Facebook account, yet I’m still bombarded with right wing ads regardless of opting out or not.

Oh dear, that’s ummm... err... too bad...

In my personal experience when I have allowed ad targeting it is fucking useless. It seems to be such a waste of money since all it does is get me to try and buy stuff I already bought. Do I need ads for that? No.

The parasol just underscores the ridiculousness that on a brutal desert planet, not a single person thinks to put on sunglasses.

Those are all good questions.

Add Dennis Miller, Louis CK, and Tim Allen to the latter list as well. 

Brilliant take.

*applause*

I have a simple rule. Someone makes fun of me, they can fuck off forever. I’m sure he had the best of intentions when he proudly announced he was a terf. I’m sure Dave had nothing but love in his heart for his trans friend that committed suicide... right after saying her vagina leaked beet juice. So thanks Dave, your…

So the man who has made a living out of selling your personal information, in one form or another, would like access to your eyeballs and wants you to live in a virtual world of his making... which 100% tracks, and in a rational world he would be seen through the same lens as Big Tobacco.

Oh my, the cops are refusing to comply with authority?

“Let me play Devil’s Advocate here...”