Yeah, there’s a world of difference between the manager who wants to dock you three minutes because you were late and the manager who wants you to not be a complete psychopath.

So the people we’re supposed to trust to solve crimes can’t figure out why their communities don’t trust them anymore?

Let me introduce you to my 8th grade biology teacher who refused to teach evolution or even basic genetics in class...

History in my small town school system in the 80s was very... streamlined. I think Crispus Attucks got a mention, the Civil War was bad and the Underground Railroad was good and then Martin Luther King Jr and Rosa Parks formed Voltron and defeated racism. Oh and George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.

Mandatory:

Then let’s talk about hazard pay, Madam Mayor. You’re putting their lives on the line, let’s make sure they’re well taken care of and not hustling for pencils and PPE. Maybe help the kids with that stuff too since you’re so concerned about the wealth gap.

[Hail, O Jezebel, lift me up from the grays...]

Not a horror story, per se, but something that has left me scratching my head for over fifteen years.

A particularly gross aspect to this is that the Seattle Times initially (I don’t know if they’ve changed it since but) reported on this as “A Tacoma police officer drove through a group of pedestrians Saturday night, and a video being shared shows people falling to the ground as the police SUV speeds up through the…

I don’t know if I’m interested in or dreading a potential Watchmen/Michelle Obama at the inauguration mashup. I think I’m erring on the side of dread.

If only there was some party that stood for personal responsibility. You know, not relying on handouts from the government to get you out of a tough spot. These people need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps.

I remember the guys in the documentary Murderball talking about how they hated when people managed to confused the Paralympics with the Special Olympics.

You have to wait an hour before those kick in, but you can just pull out a gun without worrying about going off half cocked.

Or, in Ted Cruz’s case, from within his own office. “New phone, who’s this?”

On Biden, as he was speaking, I was actually thinking I hope he doesn’t give them fuckers a pass for the shit they have done with this olive branch unity bullshit.

Private No Class Clem “Sisterfucker” McNamara: “You’re not the boss of me!!! I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!”
Chiefs of Staff: “Oh really?”

If he’s so supreme, where’s the guac and sour cream, huh?!

I keep conflating Lamar Odom with Leslie Odom, Jr. from Hamilton and... I keep getting very confused. Am I alone in this?

“I respect our law and order president who tells me that I don’t have to follow anyone else’s rules!”

“I think that the fact that the cover itself is so charming, and so relaxed, and, for me, so surprising, and so real,” she muses, noting that the cover is “a very welcoming image.”

For whatever it’s worth, Congresswoman Jayapal tested positive today: