He also wants to hold a parade -- in their honor, of course -- at the same time he wants to gut veteran’s benefits. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the Native American vet who met with those charming Catholic boys....

Bed Bath & Beyond is great but sometimes their locations offer some mixed messaging.

I’m starting to think that the only way to decriminalize sex work is to also legalize pimping so that straight white men can make their fortunes off of it. See also the rise of “ganjapreneurs”.

Cool, when? I mean, the cold snap didn’t do it and I REALLY want the house.

I would love to see the look on Paul Merton’s face if he had her on his team. Just... wow.

“I’ve been doing this for 30 years. I know what I’m doing. You come in here and you say it has to be my way or the highway. I don’t respond to that.”

The truly maddening thing, however, is how often employers expect you to be excited to apply for relatively menial positions. I’ve been out of work for four years, I’m not looking for a job to love anymore, I’m looking for a job I can like at best and tolerate at worst. I’m pragmatic as fuck and I had someone tell me…

Having temped in the dotcom days of Office Space, I seriously consider it a documentary.

“We’re as equally stunned as anyone else.”

But he’s a great swimmer.

And an almost fatal level of morons. 

The reality is probably that there is no such thing as an actionable red flag to the FBI or other law enforcement agencies.

I lost a lot of faith when Jafar hit the screen and it just went downhill from there. He inspired a lot of things in me, terror was NOT one of them.

I want my money back from finding the trailer as an ad in my Instagram feed.

Why do they have a vice-like grip on these jobs?

Coming from a small town where I could taste the minerals in the water (well water and water towers), tap water in Seattle is just fine, thanks.

Well he seems to be a prime example....

To quote the 20th century philosopher, Missy Elliott:

This is what conservatives do nowadays: They troll the fuck out of you and then, if you react, accuse you of being intolerant or mad or disruptive.

Have I been asleep this whole time?