I get that it’s ALL wrong and TWO wrongs don’t make a right...But I’m also a petty bitch and it’s why I don’t feel too bad when stuff like this happens to Burfict.

Adding insult to her injury were the drinks she had to buy everyone. 

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

She still had a better Ryder Cup than Mickelson.

Because that’s exactly what he and Ben thought was happening. 

Poor Ben, how insulting can it be, when someone who makes a living taking cumshots in the face won’t kiss you good night.