Good job getting in there quick with the Android jab.

“Talk shit, get hit” - Tesla Model X

Thanks for the info. I’ve been a long-time Jez lurker but only just got a Kinja account a few weeks ago.

Preach.

What if you yourself are gray? Can we grays be your cannon-fodder, please? :)

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

I feel like Orlove must have helped write that section

If looks could kill, they’d both be in intensive care.

Toyota Funcamry Dentbeige.

I don’t see anything listed that will help hook up all of that power. Does it come with a truck spraying VHT on the road in front of you?

and maybe a hood off different Hellcat after six months.

Which you’d already know about if you followed me on twitter

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

Owlie seems to be handling it okay...

Never count out Torchinsky though. I bet he’d be down to try anything. (waiting on the video.)

White men and women have been indifferent to poc’s representation in the media.

Is it still “mansplaining” when a white dude is explaining an idea to their mostly white male audience”? This isn’t like when Matt Damon tried to argue against a black woman about diversity issues.

“Sorry, just sold it man! But we got a Mustang GT in the back if you like sporty.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUS MY NAM IS JOHN HENNESSEY AND JUST BECAUS YOU BOGHT A TURBO KIT FOR YOUR LOTUS ELISE DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN COMPLAIN WHEN IT INEVITABLY BREAKS FUCK YOU TEXAS RUNS YOUR ASS OVER

It’s worse. If you bring it to Hennessey for repairs, half the car will be parted out and you’ll still be charged 40k.