“Our Founders held christianity near & dear in their hearts when they took on the monumental task of forming a new nation”

That's because it is a giant CONSPIRACY.

“God is Pro Choice after all, there is just a right choice and a wrong choice”

You don’t want his hands flying around. That’s how you start a fracas.

yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

Came here to say the same thing. It looks like he was able to squirm under this Jeep and replace the bushing without jacking it up, but if you have to jack up the vehicle to replace the bushings, don’t torque them down while it’s in the air! Final torque only with the normal riding weight on the component!

Also some bushings like track bars, should be tightened with the weight of the vehicle at ride height. Not hanging from tree stands. Premature failure of the bushing can be the result.

Darth Tavarish.

I take it you’ve never seen a top fuel drag race before??

I am laughing SO HARD at this. That’s a really weird secret for you to NEED TO KNOW.

A Nice Guy™ who knows that women are banging 25 asshole dudes a night instead of him.

Towards the end of our third date, this girl I was dating sheepishly said she had something important to tell me. Expecting an STD story, I started sweating. It took her five minutes of “Ughhh... this is so hard to say...” before she finally tells me her mom banged Huey Lewis. She got pissed and stormed off when I…

What about turbo boxer scoobie?

LaFontaine’s appearance at the Furious 7 premier was covered by a blogger with the trust-inspiring name ‘Montebubbles’

Just a little too much $$$ Not exactly crack pipe, more like a six pack of PBR.

My dad's a mechanic and I could have him retell stories for HOURS of what we refer to as the "Ever Sincers"

I could only watch for a couple of seconds. The annoying sound and visual of white people having fun and high-fiving is terrible.