I agree with almost all of this but, c’mon —Violet was a spoiled, bratty little kid who kind of got what was coming to her. (Though, it was her old man’s fault, really.) That said, better she should learn now than later on. Because, I can tell you, getting juiced in your adult years is no fun.

Somewhere, Darwin chortles with glee, Mike Tyson does not.

Fun fact!

Your right.

Great line. Keep it away from John Skipper.

As a Steelers fan, I can tell you he didn’t beat Bell, Ben and AB. He beat the Steelers shitty, shitty secondary.

I don’t know, man. The sports broadcasting went to shit when Jim Nance died.

Fortunately, we’re building a wall to keep them out.

Oh, god, thank you.

What is it with this guy and orange?

“Dancing clay...” Is that that scene from Ghost?

“Magician” is a made-up word too. They all are.

You rest your Case.

Altuve must’ve really hated “The Apprentice.”

Your comment has me troubled — troubled that I can star it only once.

Here’s a simple IQ test even Will Cain can take: