I was thinking that too!! But not for $750... I hope some recreates this look for much cheaper.

I'd take their money.. I seriously would. With age, I've learned that I'm too poor to be proud. However, I'm not proud enough to openly talk about my financial situation without hyperventilating.

Why do you care? Seriously. Do you stop every person you see smoking a cigarette and say, "Oh, no your health!" Do you look at strangers side-ways if they drink a large glass of wine on the daily and explain, "I'm just concerned about your health." Live and let live.

I also had the pleasure of the boy's friend wearing a garbage bag the next time I saw him, "Just in case." I thought it was funny.

I almost got laid once after drinking too many $1 shots of Rumple Mintz visiting a friend @ PSU. Woke up in a bed with this guy (I admittedly was crushing on).. no pants on, "Where are my pants?!" I demanded.. "You threw up on them.. right after you threw up on mine." It was NYE and I didn't even make it to the ball…

I got engaged last year during "engagement season." My fiance waited 8 months (asked my dad in May and proposed in December) bc he based it on my interests. I am VERY VERY close with my girls. He knew that them approving of him and loving him as much as I do is a huge part of why we are so fabulous together so, he…

I have this tree too :) One day I'll graduate to a different tree.. but for now it's enough to set the Christmas cheer.

Blinky lights are THE WORST!! Especially at my mother's.. bc they aren't synced and she MIXES blinky with non-blinky. Half of one window blinks then the other half while the window next to it doesn't blink at all. WTF, mom!? Get it together.

Apparently, some of these people don't watch a lot of movies.. or television for that matter. The women with the exception of Jennifer Lawrence, looked uncomfortable. :(

Is it worst if it's your fiancé's family? I seriously just asked my future father-in-law, "why do you have to be so patronizing?" You can find me in my bedroom drinking wine by myself. I need more wine.

I'd TOTALLY do a wine tasting or something completely non-traditional. Do I have to invite my family (I kid). I'm like you though, I'd rather people NOT give me gifts. I have this horrible issue of saving gifts forever so I could already see this sucking. I have sweaters in my closets that my aunts gifted my years ago…

That makes a lot of sense actually!! We on the other hand are super minimalist and don't really need anything.. seriously. We hate clutter, having decent kitchen utensils and don't wish to add to the plethora of shit we already own.. It's kind of like a house warming.. you have one if you "need" to.

You sound stressed. I live very far away from most of my close friends so I have had the chance to get out of all bridal parties EVER which is actually really nice. bc they seem lame. If your mom wants to throw you a bridal shower, I say, do it. If you have to throw it yourself.. I'd vote nah. Just my two sense…

Serious question, what is the point of a bridal shower? I'm engaged and thinking I will not have one.. bc well, what is the point??

YES! And is it bad that when Bey did something similarly sweet at her concert my first reaction was, "Staged". It's bc Bey IS a only a brand.

He looks toned in this picture.. so I feel bad saying this (sort of) but he is just too skinny for my taste. Although, I think the main reason I find him unattractive is bc I don't like his voice or personality.. I can find the ugliest man sexy if I like his personality (it's a blessing and a curse).

I feel like this bot is f'ing with me...

I'm jealous of your complete sentences!!! My fav so far was so simple,


"No, just the carpet"

Hello, vagina. I can't imagine that being comfortable.. my camel toe would turn into, whoops, you see my labia.

Holy shit. I am soo sorry that has been your experience. People are awful.