Rape is the only crime in which you have to prove your innocence. Someone steals your car, the cops won't ask, "Well, did you leave the doors unlocked?" Someone murders you, the cops won't ask, "Well, did you fight back? Did you scream, no, please don't murder me?"

HAH! I didn't have a cellphone in high school (po' kid!!) so my aunt made me make a big sign that read, "Need help. Please call the cops." for when I broke down. She said I had to lock the door and stay there and wait for police bc there are some crazy people out there. She was totally right.

Where do you get these jumpsuits. I need to stock up!

Not to be a jerk.. but she doesn't strike me as "healthy" in this photo.. a bit too skinny, no?

Pretty sure I need this.. at like 1/10th of what her's cost.

My dad ALWAYS used the "disappointed" thing.. maybe a bit too much.. but, I grew up to always tell the truth. I lied when I was 17 and said I stayed at a friend's house when I was actually at my WAY older bf's house. My dad asked me to drive him to the house where I stayed. I drove him to my friend's house.. he…

What the shit stick.. I thought she taped these cards TO the delicious chocolate bars.. she seriously gave out pieces of paper and she wants children to listen to her? The only way to win children over is to give them delicious sugary treats, duh.

I'm embarrassed by how much this response made me laugh.

Damnit.. I should totally put the bagel down then..

I'll do it!! #Unalteredbeauty is everyone else ok with that tag? I seriously can only do it if you all do it too!!

Hell, I look up to Britney!! (Since middle school). I watched this video on replay for a while and was so impressed with her body which instantly led to, "she's older than me and looks great. Man, I'm disgusting. Why can't I look like Britney?" Knowing that it's a lie makes me (an I assume countless others) less hard…

RIGHT!!! We constantly complain that ladies should be allowed to wear whatever we damn well please.. well you know, unless your name is Miley.. that slut. I'm in the mindset that Miley should do Miley. Miley should however learn a little bit about mental health and not make fun of people for their mental health…

You have such a sad and lonely life ahead of you. I went to these parties you speak of.. I got trashed out of my f'ing mind all the time. The nice boys at those parties who respected women are now all in their late 20s and married to beautiful and charming women. Men like you.. well, they are still searching for their…

That's great. Like older people complaining about the younger generation is something new. Your grandparents thought your generation was old too. I hope that you don't have to rely on us lazy asses to take care of you.. bc shit, we're soo lazy you know we won't.

Ask your kids how they feel about you working all the time. Ask your spouse and kids if they would rather live in a smaller house with less material things if it meant spending more time with a happy and healthy parent. Maybe this isn't an option because your spouse is sick. But! If you are just working hours so that…

Applause! My father was very much like the commentors who think we should sacrifice our asses off. My father was awful growing up.. He worked long, hard hours and would come home angry and take it out on my sister and I by shouting at us for existing. We feared him and loathed his job. I vowed that I will never put…

She got a job with Queen Latifa and is in talks with Daily News. So... it worked out for her and her boss who made a parody of her video. She has no children.. so now is the time for her to act like an asshole and make poor decisions. Being ballsy can totally pay off in the end (as it did for her).

This COULD be true.. but I also know a lot of women/men (moms and not moms, including myself) who work for legit businesses from the comfort of our homes as accountants, instructional designers, graphic artists, capability development, etc.

My proposal was a shock.. not in the sense that we never talked about getting engaged. We talked about our growing old together, having kids, where we'd live and what means the most to us for years. But the day he proposed, I was shocked. I screamed, hyperventilated then bawled huge tears. I was a sloppy mess of shock.

From the article, “I never said I was Republican. I just said who I was voting for . . . I never said anything political.’'