Everyone knows that baby wipes are not to be flushed so why all of a sudden are people flushing grown-ass baby wipes.. just learn to wipe yo' ass better.

I was thinking when I saw the photos, her arms look awkward. Perhaps this is why! Or she's scared people are going to zoom in on her belly and call her fat.. bc people are assholes.

If you need me, I'll be watching this.. all day.

Right! The moneys I spend on swimsuits makes my stomach hurt. My experience is that finding a suitable bottom piece is DIFFICULT! So, I'd be down for buying the bottoms from here super expensive and then shopping for some tops that match.. like flower print, polka dot print, plain white or black.. on the cheaper.

Now I get what you mean. Yes, that is deliberately getting pregnant. Following the pull-out method correctly then getting pregnant is an accident.

I remember watching this video as a tiny tike and being totally confused and horrified by the intro.

When that screen went white and a baby appeared I LOST it. TEARS everywhere. I don't even understand why.....

iMovie is SUPER easy. I bet you can get some tutorials online for the free too.

But, statistically.. the pull-out method works almost as well as condoms. If you do it correctly you have a 4% chance of getting knocked-up. There's a lot of trust and knowing your body/your partner's body well that goes along with it.. but if the girl is all, "NO! Don't pull-out!" well.. that's a completely different…

This is so true! When people tell me that they are actually trying my heart aches for them.. bc the pressure would be wayyyyy too much for me. WAYY TOO much.

Soooo I need to get another ring.. but I'm lazy.. so my fiance and I used the pullout method twice this wkend (TMI, I know but I don't care).. am I subconsciously ready to get knocked up? He made it clear that he's ready but I pretty much talk about how I'm not ready for children every. single. day. and even more…

Why would tourists feed pigeons.. even us 'Mericans know better. I was in London last summer and was amazed by the amount of pigeons hanging out with the "pretty" birds at the park across from Buckingham Palace. I was also disgusted by the amount of litter.. that could have been from tourists. If I was a bird, that's…

I have an AMAZING tub! It has jets and is perfect for two people (maybe more if you're into that).. too bad we don't have enough hot water to fill it up. It's depressing.

They look like otters. My heart is smiling.

OMG! Right, that made my mouth just drop.. We white people own proper English... don't you dare try it, black peoples. (OP doesn't even notice how racist her/his comment was).... .

Um.. yeah, when it's completely hard this is true.. but you've never went down a soft penis in hopes of making it hard?

My fiance is uncircumcised and when I first met his penis.. I knew it was different than all the other penises I've seen but I just went with it. 5 years later and I can say that is is my favorite penis of all time. I LOVE an uncircumcised dick. It's much more fun to give him blow jobs bc I can get creative and move…

A boy who was trying to woo me said, "I'd like to make love with you." I made the face one makes after unsuspectingly biting into a lemon and said, "No, we cannot do that but we CAN fuck." (I like to say fuck really harsh and hard... I like it dirty).

I'm dying. Thank you.

I cannot stop staring at the blonde with the twinkle in his eye. so. turned. on. right. now.