Black women couldn’t vote until 1920, but I’m willing to give Ditka the benefit of the doubt and just say he rounded up from 97 to 100 for the sake of convenience. (/s)

If you had Mike Ditka as a hero in the first place you’re already fucked.

Sorry, wait: Ditka was one of your heroes?

Asking Mike Ditka for commentary on race relations is like asking Ja Rule for commentary on 9/11.

Stop off for an MRI to check for CTE on the way.

How it didn’t go to a guy with five picks, including back-to-back pick sixes, is beyond me.

Agreed, wholeheartedly. At a minimum, in 85% of the offenses in the NFL today, you need to be a good pass blocker to see the field if you can’t catch passes or run good routes. The days of running backs only needing to run the ball and catch the occasional screen pass are over. If, in addition, you can’t even block,…

Genuinely shocked Big Ben didn’t win the honors this week. Seems like we would want to cut the game ball in half.

AP was a terrible fit for the Saints, who primarily run plays out of the shotgun—which AP is terrible at. AP’s not a great pass blocker or pass catcher, so he’s best used as a decoy in playaction, and the Saints run some of the least play action in the league... because they are some of the most pass happy offenses in…

The flagship SportsCenter will air in Jemele Hill’s absence, of course. The machine can always find another face.

When people tell me I am wasting my time playing video games at the age of 44, I point to this “sport” and tell them, no, watching THAT is a waste of time.

Hopefully someone from the Jets is there watching.

He can either quit AND fleece your embarrassing program of much needed money, or he can just leave and be done. It’s a class move to realize he wasn’t cut out for it, and not take millions more for doing a shitty job. This also helps out his assistants. If they wait until he’s fired, they can’t look for work until the…

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

It’s murky. The First doesn’t protect you from being fired for protesting (or anything really), on or off the clock, by a private employer. The President interjecting himself and calling for private organizations to fire employees for protesting is pretty Orwellian though.

The following is an excerpt from my new screenplay, Hamilton’s Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day.

Fuck that blue field. Its unwatchable. (respectfully)

Touching the keeper is irrelevant - the first part of your statement says it all. As long as onside with the shot, he’s ok with the put back.

I really can’t stand his smug self-righteousness, but it’s something that’s developed over the last 5-7 years. He really wasn’t bad a decade ago.

Then Herbie moved out of Columbus saying that the fans here sucked.