You could’ve just said “I went to get dressed”

Shit, that was Rocky II.

“Open concept” is a middle class poverty fantasy? Huh. Here I just thought they were a way to have natural light in urban and townhouses and make it easy to watch your toddler while you’re cooking dinner without putting a playpen on the kitchen floor.

Ignoring the fact that Mayweather is also a racist saying about Manny Pacquiao
that he’d “cook that little yellow chump” and “make that mother f——- make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.” Oh, and he’s a habitual woman beater.

Not read The Root?

lol the black community caring about homphobia

Coffee, black, jesus, this isn’t hard.

Thanksgiving, for sure. Sometimes, the easy answer is the right one.

Men ALWAYS find it flattering that they’re being crushed on even if they don’t reciprocate. Given that there’s professional stuff here I don’t want to say you should be direct, but in general it’s good to be direct with dudes.

Jeff Bezos because just today I found out that he’s actually swole.

because shoes designed by non-experts and produced on a small scale probably suck to run around and jump in?

You should go! You only live once, man.

TNF sucks, but it won’t leave you saddled with debt. Just disappointment.

This might be a bad opinion but I’m going to go with.... yes. The Farrelly brothers’ brand of comedy certainly has not aged well, but I think Carrey and Daniels are too good for the movie to ever be truly atrocious.

LOL, belongs in athletics. While many don’t believe eSports are sports at all (I am one of them), no one can deny that they are definitely NOT athletics, unless strong thumbs and the ability to consumer lots of energy drinks now qualifies as athletic.

First off, creating these teams in college is dumb as hell, because like the article says, there’s no benefit at all for someone to willingly play for a college and not make money when they can play in any circuit for money.

Commenters on team “ESPORTS ARE SPORTS!!!1!” may want to sit this one out. The arguing will be extra fierce on this field today.

esports are video games - not sports

Nah. They’re selling pageviews and this trainwreck gets ‘em. I don’t respect the “now I’m actually interested in this take” but kudos to them, at least, for not trying to sell “we’re above this” a hundred more times over the next six weeks.