It was the final battleground of the Dinosaur-Centauri war, 64 million years ago. The planet was torn asunder in a colossal neutronium explosion, triggered by Dino engineers, which achieved the goal of destroying the invading Centauri hordes, but at terrible cost: both the Thunder Lizard and Stegosaurus Legions were…

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”

Woof. I mean the dude’s career already was buried, but this response — never apologizing to the guy he stole from, Streisanding his FIFA review while attacking an actual journalist for “needing clicks” even though he works for a site whose traffic runs laps around his — is like pouring concrete on top. Filip, I know…

Remember when Portal came out, then someone did a Flash (remember flash?) version, then these levels made it into bonus levels (“Still Alive”?)

So, at the office a couple of days ago we were going over some Gamescom stuff, and one of the older producers pointed at an area of the convention floor and said: “We’re not allowed to know what’s being presented in this area.” He then turned to all of us with a lop-sided and grin and pointed at one particular colored…

The molecules were highly aromatic.

The probe would have provided more information, but it crapped out.

Obligatory:

It may be organic, but is it gluten-free?

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I’ll show myself out.

This is a truly wonderful quote:

I think that this is the only post I have ever read that contains both “[insert any subset of the LGBT+] kissing” and “it seems forced” in which the later does not in fact refer to the former but to violence instead. Feels good.

On one hand, it’s insane that in 2018 “two women kiss” in a game is making headlines, main character or no. It should be as common as “destructible crates have ammo!”

Honestly - it probably would.

Did you had some in the last 10 years?

They’re better now than they were. Dare I say it’s edible now. Still don’t order it more than once a year. If I saw a pothole fixed with their logo on it, I’d order one as a thanks.

Literally no one cares about your pizza opinions

I dont know where you live but Domino’s is probably the best national chain at this point.

Like, not directly. There’s no pothole god who creates potholes in anger everytime a corporation pays less tax.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?