This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Was the ump wearing a hat, facing forward?

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

You screwed up the headline AND the record. Golden State is 7-1.

Man. That ravioli with the magazines on the stove is so. fucking. good. That is a whole new level of trolling.