I don’t think I can be convinced that porn is healthy for men. Ladies, whose boyfriends/husbands are pornheads, tell me honestly and not the “sex positive, politically correct, men pleasing” version, do your partners porn habits mean great/improved sex with better, more frequent orgasms for you personally?

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Note Steph could have chosen to go by Love on his first possession, but saw LeBron lurking as free safety underneath. Surely his anxiety spiked after getting owned by LeBron all series, and he decided to take his chances hoisting a contested 3 over Love instead.

I’d love to hear how this ruined Vin Scully for you. Did he make false statements? Is it a good thing that, in a country where people are dying in food riots, the well-to-do are (gasp!) part of the dictatorship? Fuck and no are the correct answers, Junior.

Please, by all means, enlighten us with your worldly views on…

This. Catch the fucking ball Hank Baskette. Sean Fucking Payton calls one of the dumbest plays in the history of football, down at the half and 95 percent sure of giving that Colts offense a short field. The kick hits a fucking wide reciever in the chest - if he’d just let it pass it was going right out of bounds.…

Well shit. My favorite team would have to get to a championship game first. Guess I’d have to take away the Saints’ Super Bowl. Fuck ‘em.

First comedy and now this. When will Family Guy stop ruining things.

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

Because the screechy old lady & the last man alive that thought the Bolshevik Revolution was a good idea (and was probably there) are all that much better? At least if we elected my dog, the worst sin he commits is maybe pooping in the rose garden or humping the leg of a visiting dignitary.

Free advice: If your name is “Gay”, you might not want to dance like that in the end zone.

I remember very early in my years leading to my move to Japan, my friend Akihiro came to America to visit me and sight see. His English is also fantastic, although his pronunciation is rather Japanese. While we were shopping at a grocery store, he looked at me and asked, “Where is the Penis Cream?” My jaw dropped,…