I could suck dick for like 7 minutes

Kelvin and it's over

There's a reason she had to go with the Daily Mail - it is the trashiest and most sensationalist of horrible UK tabloid newspaper. I can think of no greater insult than 'Daily Mail reader'. I doubt that she could get any paper worth a modicum of respect to even touch her story.

Want to see sexism in action? Look no further than the comments here saying that they dislike Clinton "positioning" herself to become president. Because of course, every single American president was picked out of a random Starbucks and pushed into politics fresh and clean and not at all "positioned" for a career in…

Holy fuck. This woman sounds like a bitchy, petty, self important cow.

Sure, Jaime's now a rapist, but he's also handsome, funny,occasionally valiant and the woman he took advantage of is a real bitch, so who cares, right? Well, guess what? I care, motherfuckers, so if the people writing Game of Thrones for HBO ever want me to give a shit about Jaime again, they're going to have to work…

I'm copy-pasting this comment from the io9 thread which said pretty much what I wanted to say:

Fuck this noise, seriously. We all know that Aisha Tyler should be getting the next open spot.

I hear you, and see where you are coming from in regards to that.

Re: Amanda Bynes

Just preparing for that remake of "The Witches" we've all been patiently waiting for.

Pro gun or not, in countries that limit access to guns, there is less homicide ( per capita ) than the US.

100% this.

My friend and I were discussing that this morning; our first thought was "thank God the kid didn't have a gun."

Dear Elizabeth Banks,

Aisha Tyler.

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

Actually, Ann Coulter died of prostate cancer in 2002. Her Twitter account's a sentient emu skeleton with a swatch of eyelid skin stretched over it.

Callie, you're not snarking on movies based on board games are you? Because I will have to say "NEH" to your snark ("neh" being "no" in TimCurryese)

I suppose the music that he constantly played said nothing to her about her life.