I still obsessively use Lip Smackers (only strawberry though, not Dr. Pepper). I’m 30. My husband makes fun of me.

I think that when you’ve been famous for most of your life, your sense of publicity and propriety gets totally skewed. Either you become reclusive (like the Olsens) or you become a public trainwreck (like Miley or Lindsay).

I think she has a whole host of issues that other child stars end up with. She’s just managed to be a complete trainwreck while still making music people seem to want to listen to. She’s not really any different from the rest, she just does a better job of being a functional drug/alcohol/sex addict.

Larry Hemsworth will never not be funny. 

For real. I still listen to older MM music (circa A Walk to Remember). She’s always been great. I’m interested to see what she does now that she has a stronger sense of self and has been through more shit. 

I’m annoyed just hearing about this conversation. The knots these people tie them up in to maintain their shitty positions are astounding. 

Also, someone should tell her it looks more like Tara Reid than her.

But see, this is the kind of useless crap Trump kids SHOULD be doing. Expensive, wasteful, stupid and utterly harmless. Someone needs to drag Ivanka and Don Jr. off their pedestals and get them a damn crystal portrait so they know exactly what they are in this world and stop fucking it up for everyone else. 

You should get one of those butthole jewels that hangs on their tail. At least then it will be bedazzled.

Last week I said to my husband, without any hint of sarcasm, “Time management makes me excited about life.”

I saw this on a regular old movie screen with no special crap, and it was still really impressive.

Whoa, whoa. Everyone knows Luke Hemsworth is Lesser Hemsworth. I literally had to Google his name.

Truly the worst Hemsworth.

Yeah, Liam’s pretty successful all on his own. I don’t think that Hunger Games money is drying up any time.

Is that odd, or is that just what we would all expect of Miley at this point?

Lots of people give unsavory people more chances than they deserve. It’s hard to reason your way out of being in love with someone.

That’s my take too. He’s just keeping his private life private. Understandably hard to do when you choose to have a private life with someone as attention-seeking as Miley, but you have to give him credit for trying.

Is it weird if I just want to be there to watch a throng of Hemsworths interact and be so Hemsworthy?

Frankly I think they got married just so she could be a divorcee. 

It took me way too long to get this, but it’s funny. And true.