The recommendation engine seems really into this:

Dale Hansen is a fucking national treasure.

This is the good shit, the CRUSH A BEER CAN AGAINST MY FOREHEAD and chest bump with my bros shit.

And yet he still threw for 505 yards and 3 TDs without Cooks for most of the game and the Pats didn’t punt once, derp pics and all.

https://deadspin.com/lean-into-the-patriots-conspiracy-theory-1822293283

Brother, I don’t know what fans you know, but I live among them too and the pushback on Deflategate was that it was way overblown - spending $20m on a cunt hair’s worth of air.
Most people accept that Brady likes them soft, the way Rodgers likes them a bit hard. This was a Stickum-on-gloves level offence, prosecuted…

Complains Pats fans are self-pitying insufferable jerks, writes column that’s self-pitying and insufferable because wah wah I live to live here.

This has now crossed from “what the actual fuck” territory into “Jesus shitting Christ on a Triscuit WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OVER” territory.

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

I still use this line! Followed by “Want your kid? Go get him.” as the liftie chucks a 5 year old to the side.

Saw the news this morning, man, what a life Miller lived.

You neglect to bring up how this affects their free-agency class.

Breaking news: Exec of two teams that have never won a Superbowl questions why the GM of a team that has won 5 and is currently in its 7th straight AFCCG did not mismanage the cap.

15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards

Yeah fuel plus diff services, trans services, probably at least 1 water pump, spark plugs, air filters, oil & filter changes, tires, likely at least one catalytic converter, struts a couple times, a transmission rebuild is likely on the 4R.

Also includes estimated loss of revenue for time spent off the road. Business expenses aren’t the same as private use expenses.

For example if the Town Car got 25 mpg, after 300,000 at $2.50/gallon, that’s $30,000 right there in gasoline alone.

This really has nothing to do with their servers and more to do with cellular service providers.